Vira (LE) – Shortness of breath, speech disturbances, difficulty moving, confusion, chest pain, nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, abdominal pain, heartburn, bloating (unspecified), dizziness, earache, skin rash, hives, hair loss, hearing loss, tinnitus, nail spots. According to the papers, these are some of the symptoms that have been associated with the Omicron variant of Covid in the past 22 seconds.
A discovered symptom not attributable to the Omicron variant
According to what was reported by the authoritative newspaper “La Verità del Giorno del Fatto Quotidiano”, there is also a study according to which a sub-variant of a vicarious pseudo variant added to Omicron 6.2 / bis would also cause “hysterical earwax”, a rare clinical condition in which the patient has the absolute certainty of receiving in his ear the typical waxy and yellowish substance secreted by the sebaceous glands of the epithelium of the external auditory canal and instead it is shit.
“More correctly, we speak of feces not in place, or metastatic feces” specifies the ER Medical Division infectious disease specialist, who conducted a longitudinal study on a cohort of 11 people positive for the Omicron 6.2 / bis variant (two of which were lifeless), following the research participants for a period of 42 minutes during which he witnessed at the same time clandestine fights between dogs and YouTubers.
Also according to the same journal, the National Library of Medicine has not yet been able to finish the printing of its “ADAM Medical Encyclopedia” because the compilation of the entry “Symptoms of the Omicron variant” has been going on for three weeks now and the publisher is thinking of devoting an appendix to this lemma or call the entire work directly “Symptoms of the Omicron variant”.
Nonetheless, a group of scientists from Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital managed to uncover a symptom that, incredibly, would not be caused by any sub-variant of Omicron. As stated in the BMJ, this is the very common “concave eye”,
a condition in which the eyeball has a pronounced curved indentation, which is not caused by any variant of SARS-CoV-2 and will be so “at least until the virus will not become as big as Mara Carfagna’s eye and will enter the lungs after hitting you in the eye ”, the authors specify. We’ll see what happens.